The Thousand-Year-Meeting is over--and rabbits everywhere are about to launch their master plan.
Last night, right after writing my eerily prophetic post on rabbits, my mom almost got herself--and two of my sisters--into a car wreck. Because of a rabbit. No, I swear this is completely true--my mother almost ran over a rabbit, and swerved wildly, as the story goes.
So launch your dogs! And prune your pinecones--you may need them before the day is out. I'll update as soon as I have news.
~~~UPDATE!!!~~~
Kamikaze bomber rabbits have been spotted in Kansas. Be prepared.
--
Jake
PS; And by the way, thanks for putting up with this madness--I'm rather venting right now. :D
--
Jake
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