Yes, I'm a Useless Blogger

....BUT, I think you'll find this amusing.

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Jake

Mathe is Dead!

Mathe! 'tis the dastardly beast

A bloodthirsty creature for sure;

He stalks, he solves; you wonder

How much longer you might endure.

Mathe! himself, the one and only

Color, paper, binding and ink

A wall of mathematical death

'Tis a cup of poison to drink!

Day upon day, you try to solve

The riddles he weaves before you

Equations, squares, systems and more

And each day they weave anew.

Day upon day, the question is asked

How much longer? lingers the cry

Until Mathe is dead, finished, gone?

Any longer, and I shall die.

You struggle to last, your spirit weak

A lone soul with a failing sword

Until the fateful bugle call

Bears with it a single word.

"Dead!" rings the cry, and your soul lifts

A burden long carried is fled

Is conquered, defeated, finished!

Mathe! the dastardly beast is dead!

(Or, my math is finished for the year.  Either way.  But I prefer the above method of communicating.)

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Jake