GREAT RABBIT PLOT FAILS AGAIN
Author: John Dayburg
Editor: John PlayfurgThursday, September 23, 2010
The Rabbits have failed again. The details are unclear, but it seems as if one of the kamikaze rabbit pilots had technical difficulties and crashed into an adjecent aircraft. The chain reaction continued, above the Council place. At 3:53 CT, the kamikazes crashed into the Rabbit Council and blew the place to kingdom come.
The mass of the damage was uncertain, but a great number of rabbits have been killed. Bunnies all over the world are watching with great delight.
The damage is worth an estimated $0.
We sent a reporter to inquire of the Meetingmembers, but the rabbits declined--and the reporter was not seen again.
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As you can see, it seems that the Thousand-Year-Meeting has failed again. You can put your dogs out back now, and throw the pinecones into the backyard. :) Everything should be relatively safer now...until next year. :)
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Jake
1 comment:
Whew. Good thing they failed. Now I need to make preparations for next year.
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